I've lost the package. Can someone tell me how to put on a condom?



Answers:
You've lost your package?! Well sorry to tell you but I guess you can't even wear a condom now. Your life is over.

yes, take a deep breath.
blow up the condom.
after getting as much air into it as you can.
slip it over your head.
start making funny noises.
Figure it out for yourself, you little perverted moron.
put some hair gel on and slather it on real good. stretch the condom as wide as it can and then try to slip your head through the hole. once you get it on, roll the rest down and cover as much as possible. after that, all your problems should be solved.
It is actually pretty easy. Just roll it up like a sock, take your penis and hold it upright, slowly edge the condom onto your penis, and your done. have fun.
I'm not telling a kid how to do this-go ask your Dad.
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