why do people pretend to be perfect on here?

why do so many people use this site to run down some man or kid about stuff like “skid marks” in there pants? looks like everybody, especially the women, want to make the world think they perfect and got potty-train at 18 mos, even wiping themself perfect, when you know thats not possible, im 27 y/o and can admit I dont always get everyting when i wipe and neither me nor my hubby were trained at 2, probly closer to 3 like our kids. why cant people be honest on here, why they all gotta be like this?
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Well, I'm not like that! See, I don't care who knows me & my brothers & sisters were like 3.5 when we got potty-trained, actually I think my baby brother was 4. And WHO CARES IF THEY KNOW WE GET SKIDS? Who cares if anybody does? Why would anybody care that much about panties & drawers?

Yeah, I know what you mean. Why all the pretending on here? Why can't anybody be for real like me and Iris? I mean, it's 1 thing to tell a little white lie like, "I've never sharted in my life!" or, "I never leave skid marks!" when confronted by such a question, BUT IT'S QUITE ANOTHER TO RUN SOMEBODY DOWN FOR IT IN A QUESTION OF YOUR OWN! Why do people have to use this forum as a battleground? Huh? Why can't we all just be civil to one-another & save the toilet talk for when we're alone w/close family members? Why must I be subjected to the discussion of things that bring back awful childhood memories, like my mother accusing me of crapping myself at school when I was 11 despite knowing damn well I hadn't done it since I was 7? People think it's funny to confuse sharts with skid marks, but I DON'T! I have NEVER sharted in my pants as a grown man w/a deep voice, but there's NOTHING I CAN DO to not have skids in my underwear except wear black. Right now I got these Hanes boxer-briefs in dark reds, blues, & heather grays, but wouldn't you know, THEY STILL GOT THOSE DAMN BROWN STREAKS NO MATTER WHAT!?! I can wipe & wipe & wipe but STILL NEVER GET IT ALL, so I've come the point where I don't give a shitt! If they gotta worry about what some Harris County resident's drawers look like, then THEY REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE! And NO, IT'S NOT FROM SHARTING OR PRAIRIE-DOGGIN, either!

Such people remind me of my little brother Darius and his stupid little 2nd grade friends back in 93 when I was in 6th grade and hadn't messed my pants since the end of 1st when I was 7. See, Darius would bring home the crappy germs & give 'em to me. So after he got better from puking & crapping his pants, I got sick. But since I had a test that day I went to school despite the fact that I'd barfed my bed & had fever. So because I didn't wipe good, I got a SEVERE skid mark in my FTL tighty-whities & the boys made fun of me in the locker room cuz it showed through the other side -- they called me STINKO and asked why I'd pooped in my pants (was I not potty-trained). Even a girl on the bus moved cuz I "stunk," so the minute I got home I threw everything in the hamper & jumped in the tub. But then Mom had to come in on me, yelling, "DON'T YOU EVER THROW SHITTY DRAWERS IN MY HAMPER AGAIN! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? WHEN YOU POO ON YOURSELF, YOU WASH IT OUT! IS THAT CLEAR?" So she soaked them in the sink & showed it to my nosy lil brother who laughed & teased me all night as I sat there at the dinner table eating soup in my sloppy X-men shirt as he ate real supper in his jeans & school shirt. And if that wasn't bad enough, the next day he brought over a friend who asked, "Is it true you still poop in your pants? Do you wear diapers to jr. high?" It was so hard not to hit him in the face that I just ran in my room & cried. It's hard being the oldest of 2 cuz the younger ones grow-up thinking it happens to everybody while we go around hating the world! So no, I DON'T crap my pants, that's not what causes skids, & I DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY EITHER!
My point exactly! I'm a 23-year-old woman & am willing to admit I don't always "wipe properly" as they put it & neither my mother nor my boyfriend give a damn because you know what? THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN FRICKIN UNDERWEAR! I would NEVER wear a pair of drawers that cost more than $2 a piece cuz the last pack of drawers I got was a 6-PACK OF COTTON HANES HER WAY, higher legbands & lower waist this time, in bright colors (dark blue, hot pink, etc.) Five years from now these cheap drawers of will probably be raveling & decaying in the Houston landfill, but at least I'll have the comfort of knowing I did NOT spend a fortune on wipes & toilet paper & enjoyed doing other things, like this YA stuff, w/my time! What can you do with a perfect pair of drawers? Huh? And since when is somebody’s self-esteem worth a frickin 2-bit pair of drawers? Me & my boyfriend’s worst childhood memories evolve around such things, so can’t they see -- A HUMAN CHILD IS PRICELESS BY COMPARISON, so women like that need to get their priorities straight before posting such junk on here!

I thank God in Heaven I’m not their kid! I mean, lucky for me, my own mother knows how to get stains out of underwear with Shout, alleviating the need to ask about it on a forum like this, & the Internet wasn’t what it is today last time I crapped myself those 4,900 long days ago (70 squared days or 700 weeks). I mean, what if my mother had been able to post something like, “MY 9-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER HAD A DIARRHEA ACCIDENT! WAS I RIGHT TO CLEAN HER LIKE I DO MY 11-MONTH-OLD?” I mean, I’m not sure I could’ve been any more ashamed to be alive than I was, but just think of the shame a kid would feel were there something like that about them in the YA archives for the rest of their life! (It’s one thing to say it about yourself, but it’s worse when your parents say it about you.) I think I might’ve caused a woman to delete her question regarding an 8-year-old-girl w/a bladder problem the other day because my answer was, “You might not want to post such things on here. There’s some mighty cruel users, believe me, I got one on my tail right now!” Not 10 seconds after my answer was posted, I noticed a typo & clicked Edit, but when I submitted my revised answer, I got, “What’s your answer? This question has been removed by the asker.” Now I know I’m egocentric to think I had anything to do w/that, but I can’t help but wonder if more answerers like me on this forum could help nip such questions in the bud more often. I fantasize about the possibility of 1,000 robots voting “no best answer” 24 hrs. a day on such questions as they come in & wish Yahoo would change its policy on “NBA” not giving you 1 pt. but still wasting your vote. (I never throw away my votes like that cuz if I’m gonna click, I’m gonna make it count!) In fact, what I REALLY wish is that there were a moderator that could somehow screen such questions before they ever get posted & say, “AAANK! Sorry, no more shart jokes!” or, “AAANK! Sorry, no more skid mark questions!” or, “AAANK! Sorry, no more asking about bedwetting!”

Anyway, the bad news is, we can't do that and there aren't enough hours in the day for me to even consider reporting any of them. I just wish people on here would GET OFF THE POOP KICK & realize that there's life outside the bathroom! I mean, is that all they ever think about, those people posting that junk? I mean, I'm sure I could really make somebody's day posting a story on Old Posts from the Toilet about 4-7-93, when I really messed up my little pink panties & nightgown cuz I was sick w/vomiting & everything, but I'd rather look ahead to the bright side & think of how IT'LL BE 5,000 DAYS SINCE THAT HAPPENED ON DECEMBER 15th! WOO-HOO! Why would I EVER take the chance of sharting myself as an adult if the shame was that unbearable back then? The only silver lining was that I think it made me a more outgoing person because I lost my ability to be embarrassed -- WHEN YOU'VE FELT THE HOTTEST FLAME OF HUMILIATION, ALL OTHER BLUNDERS ARE LUKEWARM BY COMPARISON! On that awful Wednesday morning of April 7, 1993, around 3:30 AM, my self-esteem was knocked over like a 3' tower of wooden blocks, or like the World Trade Center on 9-11-01. It took YEARS to rebuild it, as not until 1997 had I regained the points, or # of days since last accident, which before then had been in kindergarten. I felt as if it happened because I was stupid, lazy, & disgusting, or just not potty-trained & in need of diapers like my baby sister Daphne wore, despite my mother being quite compassionate for such an awful offense on my part!

Anyway, I know I've had lots of skid marks since then, but those don't count because THEY ARE NOT CAUSED BY GAS! They are, in my case, little yellow smudges (couldn't even be captured by most movie cameras, by the way) that appear toward the back of the crotch ONLY WHEN I'M IN WHITE OR LIGHT PANTIES! And they can say what they want about baby wipes "alleviating" this problem, but what I have found is that THEY DO NOT! If it's gonna be messy, you can wipe until it bleeds (which I do sometimes), but you'll NEVER get your butthole clean enough to keep white underwear perfect if you scratch it! I REFUSE to believe there's a human being on the face of this earth who hasn't, at some point, had a little stain like that, but the sad thing about it is, THERE IS NO WAY FOR ME TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, so I'm automatically lumped in a category with Cyrus, my dad, & all those guys in this world whose skids are UNMISTAKABLY BROWN most of the time! I believe that mine are just what you'd find in the typical female's panties, especially my little sister, but that THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MYSELF & THEM IS THAT I OPEN MY MOUTH in brutal honesly about it instead of saying, "EEEW, I'd never do that!" I learned my lesson about such overly-literal diatribes w/the "never had a cold" thing -- when you say stuff like that, IT TAKES AWAY CREDIBILITY FROM SUCH TRUE STATEMENTS as, "I have never sharted in over 13 years & can swear to Jesus Christ in Heaven that this is the gospel truth!" I mean it, I have NEVER SHARTED MYSELF AS A MENSTRUATING WOMAN! I feel it is a SUPREME DISGRACE TO HAVE A #2 ACCIDENT AS A DEEP-VOICED YOUNG MAN OR A YOUNG LADY W/BREASTS! Nobody in their teens or 20's can EVER be excused for doing such a disgusting thing! So I just wish people could realize this and STOP POSTING QUESTIONS ABOUT POOP ACCIDENTS! This is NOT Old Posts from the Toilet, so they need to get their mind out of the bathroom for a change cuz for Pete's sake, the air is SOOOOO much fresher when you get out!
they think if they are perfect witch they are no they will make friends lol :)
i like your question .
its because they are affraid of the truth, simple ..
Why is it that serious?
Sence no one is perfect, they HAVE to pretend.
Because people are too afraid to say that they have flaws and on-line, they can be anyone they want. They can be skinny when they are fat, beautiful when they are ugly, young when they are old, and perfect when no one is. It is up to them to see the truth.
Are you sure you're not just looking for something to stress about? If you don't want skid marks use wet ones when you wipe, you will be clean as a baby's b-hind. Try to ignore the things that get to you and learn to enjoy the things you like.. Good Luck!!
So you can't see their faces when they lie.
Because it's easy to hide behind words that can never, and will never be disproven.
What can I say, we are humans after all..
Maybe they aren't pretending to be perfect. What IS the definition of perfect anyway?
who knows, maybe they think if they are perfect people will look up to them or respect them more or like them better.
They just might feel proud and people on here wanna stride for the best!
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