what are dremas?

nightmare, disterbed sleep,tension, haluciation etc.

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There's a new breed of people who talk like a children's TV presenter, dress like teenagers and just can't grow old gracefuly

Those people are DREMAs ~ Desperately Resisting Early Middle Age. Well in to their thirties, and beyond, a DREMA will convince themselves that they are still at the cutting edge. Unfortunately, the sorry truth is that they never quite have their finger on the pulse so there's always something that will give them away.

Hip or cool expressions can be a struggle for the DREMA. In fact they are not even sure if the words hip or cool are even hip or cool any more. To compensate, they pepper their conversation with phrases from the past four decades ~ groovy, cool, fad, bad, rad, pants, that's so not good, etc ~ in the hope that at least one of these will be considered hip or cool. This causes confusion when talking to the bank manager and embarrassment - at least for their children - when they pick up their kids fron school.

For some reason, they have decided to replace that they should replace the expression "all of the time" with the American phrase "24/7" - but somehow manage to make it sound like a rugby score. One of the things they fail to grasp is that slang is an informal and often entertaining part of the language and occupy the middle ground between personal expression and utility.

Facial piercings are hugely popular with DREMAs. The stud at the side of the nose is the most popular as this can often be mistaken for a youthful zit. Least favourite is the one beneath the lower lip, as this all too easily can be mistaken for drool.

DREMAs also love tattoos. They rarely choose the type that feature a partners name, however, as this sends out the wrong signal, - especially if the name appears to have been altered several times with a ballpoint pen. The more adventurious DREMA will have their tattoo applied to the sort of doby part traditionally kept under wraps. But, of course, nowhere that it could be hidden by irritatingly subborn roll of fat.

Fashion wise, you can spot a DREMA a mile off. For example, it would be perfectly acceptable for them to wear trainers, but the DREMA tends to go for the excessively vibrant sort, with florescent markings, hot pink on the right side, gray on the left with dashes of baby blue, or flashing lights in the heels. These should only be worn by the under tens and those with a mortal fear of getting run over.

Don't you just love those tongue-in-cheek T-shirts with a witty slogan or a celebrities name emblazoned across the front? Well, so does the DREMA. In fact, many have some print up though, sadly, it doesn't say FCUK, Britney or Madonna - who they've never heard of - but John Peel or Des O'Conner.
The DREMA will also often sport a mottled, purple complexion. This is not caused by tan-in-a-bottle gone wrong but the result of holding in their stomach whilst wearing a skimpy T-shirt.

DREMAs love their mobile phones to be chic and petite and chock full of electronic marvels because it's an "I'm at the cutting edge" statement and clued up as ever. "I'm so cool I've even programmed it with my personal ring tone. Unfortunately, it speaks volumes about them when they are out with their mates and the phone rings - to the tune of Duran Duran

One the daily school run, the DREMA has the perfect oppertunity to show off their youthful credentials. s they pull up to the gate they'll have Radio One's Breakfast Show thumping through the car stereo, with the windows wound down just enough to ensure that their childs friends - and their perants - can hear it. Moments later, after they have left the school grounds, they'll be winding the windows back up and swithing back to Terry Wogan.

They proudly own every album by Fatboy Slim, The Chemical Brothers, Kylie and The Cheeky Girls, and makes sure they are prominently displayed to impress visitors. It would be more impressive if they weren't all still shrink-wrapped.

For obvious reasons, the DREMA idolises trendy chefs and any recipe or dish that trendy 'happening' resaurants are serving. They will take a leaf out of their books to impress their dinner guests by serving up a delicious selection of thoroughly modern sushi. It will be over in the corner, keeping nice and warm in the Hostess trolley, or they will have deep fried it.

As you'd expect, DREMAs are not big on birthdays, and whatever you do, never send them a present by special delivery. The female DREMA will flatly refuse to accept anything that requires her to answer the door at 7.30 am without her make-up on, and the male DREMA absolutely not be seen opening the door dressed in his paisley pattern jimjams and comfy slippers.

Exercise is central to the DREMAs routine. At the gym they make themselves unpopular by hogging the buttock toning machine. The DREMA may also take up skate or snowboarding, although not before they've joined BUPA.

As for taking care of their other bits, they've reached the stage were they can look at the ad for nose hair trimmers without bursting out laughing. Off-duty, the DREMA makes a point of going clubbing every weekend, even though they secretly longs for the DJ to play "Hi-Ho Silver Lining".

hope all this help you x

No such word exists in the dictionary.
hmm thats a hard one. maybe images that your brain creates?
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