Which celebrity would you fight?

Remember celebrity death match? Well now its your turn.
If you could fight any celebrity who would it be? B listers are definatley not out of bounds!
Hypothetically of course.

Answers:
Me versus Paris Hilton - they can call it House of Wax 2 (I would not even have to fight her, I could just light a match, with all the hairspray, silicon and plastic. )

ronnie corbett, reckon i could have him
her out of the krankies, id never get sick of kickin her
I'd love to beat the heck out of Ludicris LOL
I wouldn't mind Aguilera and Beyonce tag-teaming me!!
For a proper fight, I'd have to pick Bruce Forsyth. It would be a one sided fight but i'd get the leering old b'stard off our screens for good.
ben afleck, i jas want to kick the shiznit out of him!
Sylvester stallone. I could do him any day!
Steven Segal
hmmm.. myself!
i would use my karate skills to fight my my my myself..
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little Richard from Top Gear (what an asshole) I'd really give him something to make his facial expressions real and honest.
Joe Vester
Paul Daniels

Oh go on then, make it Debbie Mcgee too - it can be tag team, 2 annoying 'celebs' for the price of one!

You didn't say we couldn't have E listers LOL

K x
The kid that plays Harry Potter! Smug git!!
I'd like to have a word with Mel Gibson
I'd mud wrestle Cameron Diaz any day!
I would like to kill Jade or Jordon. Both a big waste of space
Paris Hilton!

I fecking hate her!

(feck is not a swear word by the way - it's an Irish phrase or saying :)
I think star wars' YODA
Yes I agree with the person that said Ronnie Corbet.Easy.Easy.Easy.
it's between hayden christiansen, richard gere, or jude law

all a bunch of pushovers
Paris Hilton. George Bush. Putin.
i definitly want to kick britney spears to a pulp!!
BOY GEORGE!! I HATE HIS GAY ***.
Charlotte church- god she does my head in!
sophie anderton, mind you if i hit her lips i doubt if she could feel it they are so full of botox!
vince mcmahon the chairman of the wwe
and his son shane. i wanna kick edges rear
the rated R stuper star what a joke and a champ
Not sure if it counts, but I'd like to fight the director Paul W.S Anderson. Why? For making crappy films and being with Milla Jovovich.
ALL OF THEM.AND AT THE SAME TIME!!
They all really grip my s.h.i.t.
Cameron Diaz. No one on earth should look like a catfish.
Jessica Simpson. She's a jackass.
Tom Cruise. He refuses to take his damned Ritalin.
Oprah Winfrey. No human should have a head THAT big.
Sean Hannity. I am going to staple his bottom lip to the back of his neck, and not even conservatives will be mad about it. The guy's just annoying.
Andy Peters, obnoxious squirt.
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