There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis!?



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And I swear that my a** looks like Britney Spear's husband.

The one down my chip shop just swears
Oh really?
he has PERSONALITY DELUSION. plz take him to a psychiatrist, or next he might think he is hannibal lecter
He really needs to get out more!!
urm yeh whatever
he is Elvis aint you seen his blue suede shoes and that hound dog that follows him around
And I am Mother Teressa
HE MUST BE HIGH..you should ask for a autograph anyway..lol.
He may be, but best not to swear little ears could be listening.
I just knew someone would find him!!
Elvis is dead it cant be him duh !
it looks like there really is life after death.
YEA RIGHT,ELVIS IS DEAD,Just some weirdo trying to get att:
Cheeky git,
I can swear that I am an alien king from another planet, but that doesn't make it so, does it? Good thing I actually am. ;)

If they serve good chips, bring him a peanut butter and banana sandwich - Elvis loves those.
Please print him this web site and go and show him http://www.elvispresleynews.com/ElvisDeath.html
and there was me thinking all these stories about elvis being alive were utter bollocks,and there he is working in your local chippie.well i'll be damned
well he's liar,but i don't know about you
God love him.
is he an old geezer because if he isnt he is pullin your leg mate and how much does he sell fish_n_chips for
is he the fat elvis or the skinny one? that would be cool if he was the fat one.
may be he has smelly breath , ha ha.
Oh darling why d'you talk so fast
Another evening just flew past tonight
And now the daybreak's coming in
And I can't win and it ain't right
You tell me all you've done and seen
And all the places you have been without me
Well I don't really want to know
But I'll stay quiet and then I'll go
And you won't have no cause to think about me

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
Just like you swore to me that you'd be true
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you

Oh darling you're so popular
You were the best thing new in Hicksville
With your mohair suits and foreign shoes
Lou says you changed your pickup for a Seville
And now I'm lying here alone
'Cause you're out there on the phone to some star in New York
I can hear you laughing now
And I can't help feeling that somehow
You don't mean anything you say at all

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
Just like you swore to me that you'd be true
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
Just like you swore to me that you'd be true
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
I said he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
I said he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
I said he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
Gonna call her Dignity.
Very Deacon Blue
he`s a liar and im not sure about you
Is he a Kristy McColl fan?
OMG i used to have that song on a tape i got free witha box of weetabix when i was like 2-3, in fact it was my brothers, reminds me of when i was a kid thanks for the memories!!

Itll be in my head all day now, n i only ever remember that line lol!!
a kirsty maccoll hit if i remember correctly
some people do think thast they are other people, i used to think that i ahd been abducted by aliens, still do reslly, i have periods where time seems to stand still and i have no memory of what i had just done.
spooky
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