How do you scare a psychologist while he doing a mental evaluation?
What a good thing to say??
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You don't. We've seen and heard it all. :)
"Boo "
what you are thinking is pretty scary to me already! lol
Tell him that you have thoughts of killing people who give bad advice.
I hear voices that tell me to kill people.
use ventriloquism
Ask him to check under the table for aliens before you begin the session.
by saing something again an again
can't beat peaches answer, go with that one
Tell him/her you are hearing voices telling you to hurt them. It will scare them, and get you a one-way trip to a crisis center.
Hey u really need to be there, r u on weed or meth
Tell him he looks like a piece of steak.and you just LOVE steak lol.. RARE lmao.jk .sheesh lol
Do you want to go to a place where they lock you up? Are you harmful to yourself? If you are harmful to yourself then you can get in one real easy but it takes a while to get out.
Ask him, and you should look innocent while asking.
"Why did I murdered my earlier psychologists, is it a problem with my repressed sexual feelings?"
tell him you have his daughter's severed head in your trunk, and bring in a snippet of similarly colored wig hair.
Why would you want to? Sounds like you need more than evaluation.
Pull a human head out of your gym bag!
change personality alot like this happy,sad, creepy, happy ,hyper, creepy, punch imaginary knomes, poop ur pants and annocune it, run around with no pants, happy ,sad, creepy, talk about facts about cheese, act mopey, be hyper then say im gonna slit your thorot. and i will garentee u will be considerd crazy and the pycologest will run outta threre fatser than u can say dog meat
A good psychologist won't let anything you say visably effects them. We hear a lot of crazy s*#@% so don't think you are unique.
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