I HaVE A ORANGE PENIS!!?

my girlfriend got mad at me so she dyed the tub water orage and now my penis is orange! wat can i do to dye it make to purple??

Answers:
orange is my favorite color!
dye her tub water to give her orange boobs
condy's crystals look purpule when water is added but give the skin and nails a rotten brown look that takes a while to wash out
Big deal. I've got a spotted white a$s.
ok here is what you do
Step one, wash off your penis with some steel wool
Step two, get a blow(job)
Step three, go buy purple water colors
Step four, get a blow(job)
Step five, paint thy penis PURPLE
Step six, marvel at your amazing paint job. then get a blow(job)
OK! carrots are not playtoys kiddys!
dye back to the normal colour how easy huh?
funny and starnge
I have green eyes,if it helps.
orange... yum

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