Help for a guy with a little pr!ck?

I was fixing a tear in my shorts while wearing them (I know - duh!) when I jabbed Mr. Schlonkey with the needle, and now it hurts like a sumb!tch. I'm thinking some Neosporin will be enough.

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Depend on the size of your needle (if big needle we call that "KaBob"!! But if a regular sewing needle, the Neosporin is enough!

very funny! Neosporin and rubbing alcohol should do the trick. Not necessarily in that order.
you'll be ok. just watch for abnormal swelling & discolorations.
Take a pain reliever. i.e. Tylenol, Advil, old toothache meds w/
codeine. etc.
kissing boo boos is still the best option ;-)
Just watch your private for infection.a little peroxide might have been better..or maybe some turpentine, to make sure you don't get a real nasy infection..or you might even have to burn it off.I am soo sorry.
maybe your gf could play nurse and fix it up.. Neosporin sounds like it would be helpful in repairing the cutaneous damage and preventing infection from whatever microbes or dirt might have been on the needle.
Neosporin should be enough. keep it clean!!
I wonder how many volunteers you will get to carry out your sexual duties for you until it is mended?
Try polysporin first, neosporin might burn you, and don't use alcohol. You could go to the Pharmacy and try "Detaine" or something, that'll numb it and you won't feel the pain. You can also use that for prolonging ejaculation, in other words you won't come as quickly. Aren't I just a fountain of useless info.
No don't use Neosporin use bengay its effective and works
well no sex when it is like that ok.well i would put neosporin on it but make sure that you put a bandaid on it.and make sure you keep doing it or a risk of infection and you wont beable to do you know what for a while ok?ok!
Mr. Schlonkey should be fine- make sure to clean the area with some peroxide (mix it half with water- straight peroxide actually can damage your skin sometimes), and put a little neosporin on it, and make to kepe it clean the next fe days.. it should be fine. But in a day or two, if you see signs of infection (redness, red streaks, warm/hot to the touch) you may need to get it checked out. But it should be just fine.

Next time, take off the shorts before you go near your Schlonkey with a needle, or wear a cup =)

PS- I agre with previous post above- no sex until its healed up, or you will risk infection.
how can you be so stupid! Normal people take clothes off before repairing them. Oh well you have learnt a painful lesson now havent you.
If it wont stop bleeding u have to get help
the pain woll go a way
ya it shud but like dont masternbate for a while or ittl hurt alot,, nd jus like u kno take a few ibuprfoens itll feel beter.
just watch it and dont jack off until it heals
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