How do I become more 'Manly' and 'Aggressive' so that women will want me?

People often compare me to Richard Simmons.

I am not hoping for a miracle..I am aiming for a 'John Denver' or 'Clay Aiken' level of Macho..and then maybe I can take another baby step from there.

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You gotta be joking, baby. Ain't nuthin hotter than Richard's well oiled quads. To improve on the Richard look though, I'd get a crew cut, a leather bit and bridle get up, and some *** le$$ chaps.

I'll throw in a bullwhip to complete the look.

good luck for that

I always thought Richie was manly

HAHA
Chew skoal. And watch every John Wayne movie made.
The next time you approach a woman, growl & pull her hair. Women love the caveman approach.;-)
ThAT doesnt mean they will want you more..
Stand up straight and lower your voice.
Drink beer.
Never dance.
Go rent "The Birdcage" and check the scene where Robin Williams tries to teach Nathan Lane how to act straight.

Love, Jack.
Start juicing. You'll have muscles like Schwarzenegger in no time. And chicks really go for a guy in the throes of roid rage. Of course it's a thin veneer, since your nads will shrink to the size of raisins.
Jack.
you stole my answer.

good one.
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