Anyone else know this pain?

I went home for lunch and got caught rubbing one out, now I'm back at work with balls of blue. This sucks. I'm sure any women seeing this question will laugh, so if that's all the intelligence you have, waste your time with something else.

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Yeah dude, it's rough - and you don't have much to look forward too either. I once got interrupted and I couldn't complete my mission per se for almost 2 days!! I thought I was going to absolutely die, and when I finally had some alone time with my girlfriend at the time, when everything came to fruition, it felt like I got jack-hammered in the sac!

Took a good 3 days for my cash and prizes to return to 100% operational status.

Sorry man. The only other thing that hurt worse was when I rolled my berries sliding out of the passenger seat of a 2001 Volvo, they have these damn edges on the seats that catch your goodies no matter what, I had to dump the girl who had that car because I thought that eventually I wouldn't be able to have kids.

Are your testicles blue? This is not a joke. If so, you must seek immediate medical attention!!

You may be suffering from testicular torsion. This shuts down blood supply and tissue can die off. If you suffer from this problem you must seek IMMEDIATE medical attention! Go now to the hospital!
ew if it's blue then call tha doctor.. face da pain! i can even do that woot XD lol
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