What is the best way to get rid of the badger that is holding on to my leg?



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Fill your bath with water, immerse leg together with badger. Badger will release or drown. If it releases run before it reattaches. If drowned prise it off and discard carcass

let it finish
then it will let go, turn over and go to sleep
I'm assuming that it's probably a pet, so stabbing it with a knife is out of the question.

It sounds cruel, but every time the badger grabs your leg, set its fur on fire. the fire will scare it and it will release your leg. it will also not really harm the badger because their fur is thick and heavy. chances are, it won't even feel the pain, it will just be scared and run away.
Say, "Badger, let go!"
You'll have to amputate, I'm afraid. I'll get the ether.
Beat it with a metal bat
Fart.
Give it a hand job.
They're too damned mean to mess with so just let it have it's way with you!
this works every time. give it mouth to mouth . then bloow thru its nose. about 5 seconds of that it will have to sneeze.
So, you're sitting there at your computer. can't sleep. bored. and THIS stupid question was the absolute best thing that you could come up with? Did you really chuckle out loud when you thought of it? Cuz, let me tell you dud, it's not that funny.
Well seeing that badgers are a protected species, cut your damn leg off.
Crank up some Nirvana. When it lets go of its grip to start singing along, run like a bat outta hell!
I'm from the Badger state so I am most qualifed to answer. You have three options-each equally effective:

1. Chew your leg off
2. Get a wolf to eat the badger
3. Find something else(preferably another badger) for the badger to hump.
They tend not to let go. Clubs or guns are about the best way to eget id of them.
poke it with a spoon
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