I was driving to work and pooped my pants. What should I do?



Answers:
Wear a diaper next time

Take the tightey whiteys off and leave them on your boss's desk.
Call your boss, tell her you're going to be late, make some thing up like, your car will not start and your waiting for someone to come over and give you a jump start. In the meantime make a U turn & go home to change your poopy draws.
Talk to jjj_d who asked a similar question in "Dental" a few hours ago. I find it interesting that both of you are having trouble categorizing your questions, although body parts involved are connected by a long tube.
how'd u ask this question if u are driving?
First of all if you are driving then how in the he** are you typing this question and posting to yahoo questions? But what you should do is run home and take a quick shower and change your clothes and make sure you wash the clothes that you have pooped in. And then you make a dash back to work. And if you are smart you will make up a story to cover what happened and you wont tell what really happened to you..
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